An EMS Play (By Play)

Two young dads in sports jerseys stroll around their mostly-deserted suburban neighborhood. They're carrying small folding stools and listening to a police scanner. Their faces light up when they hear the crackling radio announce that a trauma has occurred near them. They rush to the nearby address. On arriving, they set up their stools on the sidewalk. They pull brightly colored plastic microphones, which look 'borrowed' from their kids, from their jacket pockets.

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Hospital Wins Record Number of Awards

Hospital Woeisme has won a record-breaking number of Golden Catheter Awards this year. Just at the Golden Raspberry Awards, also known as the Razzies, honor to the worst movies each year, the Cathies are awarded annually to hospitals for colossal screw-ups, embarrassing claims-to-fame, and record-breaking fails.

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